How long does it take to introduce yourself to woman/girl/lady?? well the answer my dear introverts is: it takes an awesome lot of time and its ridiculous and its frustrating, why is that we need introductions and testimonials to get into the good books of women, i could make a 1000 friends in the same time required to make an introduction to one girl. Every initiative to talk must be evaluated multile times for errors or bugs conversational tactics like sound modulation gestures are to be rehearsed and practiced well before the actual conversion for smooth deployment. For every deployment (sorry, Yes I am another software Engg) there is an expected o/p well being an introvert I always keep my aspirations higher than the skies I would have already taken the girl to bed even before I have made my first introduction (of course in my dreams) but the actual result would have a deviation margin that if scrutinized will show an average of infinity .. not exaggerating not at all ...
Now the next phase, carefully analyze and scrutinize every detail of the actual conversation her body language the way she reacted when you asked a question, the pitch of her voice the angle her head makes with the neck, the different emotions emoted on her face the quavering eyebrow(probablilty 0) the shivering lips(again 0) .. where her eyes twinkling with joy? or was it my head(maybe too many love stories have taken their toll) .... after all these analyzations you will finally come to the verdict ... "Ok, facts are facts ... I think she was impressed, now why won't she be impressed, I am good looking I have a strong voice, beautiful body I was chivalrous and humble .... what more can she ask for .."
All in the day of a humble introvert ...... but my intention is not bad my aspirations are not vulgar ...
"Another beautiful rose in my garden,
Do I pluck it? or do i watch it being plucked
maybe her essence is claimed
I know not, what i seek is to quench my unfathomable thirst ...... Love"
Now the next phase, carefully analyze and scrutinize every detail of the actual conversation her body language the way she reacted when you asked a question, the pitch of her voice the angle her head makes with the neck, the different emotions emoted on her face the quavering eyebrow(probablilty 0) the shivering lips(again 0) .. where her eyes twinkling with joy? or was it my head(maybe too many love stories have taken their toll) .... after all these analyzations you will finally come to the verdict ... "Ok, facts are facts ... I think she was impressed, now why won't she be impressed, I am good looking I have a strong voice, beautiful body I was chivalrous and humble .... what more can she ask for .."
All in the day of a humble introvert ...... but my intention is not bad my aspirations are not vulgar ...
"Another beautiful rose in my garden,
Do I pluck it? or do i watch it being plucked
maybe her essence is claimed
I know not, what i seek is to quench my unfathomable thirst ...... Love"
